Book's will sing a song.
IN Our Exams,
Our Books ll Sing A Song,
Guess Which Song???
Guess……!!!
“Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me”:-)
Read more...
Lets play GAME.
Lets Play A GAME..
Its Very Interesting..
Ready?
3
2
1
START..
Kia Start?
Kameenao Parh Lao
Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai.
Exams Ho rahe Hain…
Read more...Outstanding Student
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class
Because
I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class
Proud 2 b
Out-Standing Students… :-)
School Sachaie
School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= Sharabi
Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result = Ghabrahat
Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna
Barking Teacher
Sleeping lion is stronger than barking dog.
So a sleepy student is better than a barking teacher
Back benchers association let him/her bark we don't care.
Selfish Girls
Classic example to prove Gals r Selfish
Whn i was a child so many Gals Wantd to Kiss me
I Allowd
Nw i wnt to Kiss so many Gals bt no1 Allows me.
"Selfish Girls "
Wife's meaning.
Plzzz arange a"Wife"4 me !
Shocked? Daro mat, shaadi nahi karunga,
' Wife' means, (wonderful instrument for enjoyment), Ab to thik hai na
Lovely friendship of us.
LoVeLy RoSeS
&
LoVeLy YoU
&
LoVeLy ArE
ThE ThInGs U Do,
BuT ThE LoVeLiEsT Is ThE FrIeNdShIp Of ThE TwO,
OnE Is Me AnD ThE OtHeR Is U
Meaning of Friendship.
Luv is fashion.
But Frndship is ocean.
Fashion will change.
But Ocean will never change!
Dats Friendship
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
Maaf karo baba
Insaan sub se zada Mafi kiske
samane mangta hai ??
Guess
guess !
?
Bihkari k samne
" Maaf karo Baba"
Use of raksha bandhan festival.
Na Papa K Maar Se,
Na Dosto K Fatkar Se,
Na Ladki K Inkar Se,
Na Chapalo K Bochar Se,
Aap Jese Ashiq Sudrenge
Sirf "RAKHI" K Tyohar Se
What an friendship return
1 Admi k maut k bad
Uska dost uski BV k pas aya Or bola
Kya main uski jagah le skta hoon?
BV:Muje koi Etraz nhi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo
Man enjoyed heaven on earth for few moments.
Why did God created the man first and only afterwards the woman? ....
To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments...
Rakhi bandhkar chali gayi
Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.
Common thing between SKY and HEART.
The Rain Falls Because The Sky Can No Longer Handle Its Heaviness,
Just Like Tears It Falls Because The Heart Can No Longer Handle D Pain.
Kanjusi award for u.
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
Ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
Now you will not receive SMS.
Dunya bhar me arthik mandi ke chalte,
mobile b ab mandi k shikar hogaye,
jis waja se SMS ki kafi katauti karni pad rahi hai.
ham apse kahna chahenge ki.
.
.
.
.
ABEY dhakkan mobile band kar, SMS nahi milega
You are great.
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Read more...How old is your father.
Teacher :How old is ur father.
Sunny : As old as I am.
Teacher : How is it possible?
Sunny : He became father only after I was born.
Full form of maths.
Teacher: What is the full form of MATHS?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
What is u r name.
Teacher:'What is your name?'
Student:'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher:'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student:'My name is Sunlight.
Next Student..
Teacher:'What is your name?'.
Student:'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher:'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'<
Student:'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
Your face gives smile.
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi
Khuda meherbaan to..
E mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekatte nawjawan kyounki….
Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN …
Exams song by Munna bhai:
Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU. hahahhahha
Reson for sleepless nights.
My nights are going sleepless..
my days are going useless..
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”
GOD replied, “no Dear, result is near”
Kya student hai.
Baap: Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Films related to Exams.
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
Insurance for "exam result"
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
WE DONT CARE !!
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair,
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
So much tensions
Samandar Bhar ke Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Hum Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Hume Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Jitne Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
Taqlif hai paper likhne mai
Students K Dard University Kya Jane
College K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane…
Why girls say DAD instead of PAPA.
Father: Beti, tum muje pehle papa kehti thi
Ab tumne mujhe dad kehna shuru ker dia, Kya wajah hai?
Beti: Oh come on dad, papa kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai
Dard of boys.
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney
Foreign language.
A mouse was going with its kids.
a CAT jumped infront of them.
Mouse shouted:” BHOW BHOW”
Cat ran away,
Mouse:”that’s the advantage of learning foreign language
Read more...Wat a touching story…
A touching love story
a boy and a girl love each other vry mch..
One day wile they were talking, the boy touched d girl’s hand n in retrn girl touchd boy’s hand…
Wat a touching story…
Don't drink harddrinks.
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai..
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Santa found ans of the most difficult qustn
Question was
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Answer -
O yaar, jiska order pehle do gy, vo aye ga!
Love is blind
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
because love is definitely blind
“You are so beautiful”
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”
Devil or Good person.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.
Want a Monkey.
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement
From the time when i saw you.
Jubse tumhe dekha hai,
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
Kanjoos Gujrati.
A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,
I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT .
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese,
10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.
On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.
Just distribute the rest among yourselves.
The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.
Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.
Please distribute all these fairly.
PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days
Am i in luv.
Neendh aankhon se udh gayi hai
Cheyn dil ka kahin kho gaya hai
Haalat dil ki na poocho humse aap....
Kahin mujhe pyar toh nahin hogaya hai
Sharmana mana hai
Yaadon mein meri tum aaya na karo.
Yun baar baar bevaqt hamein sataaya na karo.
Pyar karte ho tum bhi humse maloom hai yeh.
Yun sabke saamne beithke sharmaaya na kar.
Sweet friend
A friend is sweet when it is new.
And it is sweeter when it is true.
But you know what?
It is sweetest when it is u.
Coin & Friend
A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find.
The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates.
I lost a coin when I smsed u, but it's okay because I got u.
Care your friends.
Show your friends how much you care...
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND.
If it comes back to you, then you'll know you
Have a circle of friends.
Missing u.
MISSING U IS NOT A GAME 2 PLAY
MISSING U IS NOT A WORD 2 SAY
MISSING U DOES NOT START IN APRIL AND END IN MAY
MISSING U IS A PAIN THAT I FEEL EVERY
Do you miss me.
Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai
Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai
Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse
Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai
Mathematical love
1+1=2 eyes looking at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
3 steps to end your tension.
just 3 steps to end your tensions.... ....
ctrl +alt + del
"CONTROl" yourself,
look for "ALTERNATE" solution &
"DELETE" the situation that caused the tension..!
Rule for success.
Rule of success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Genius
How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*
find the missing text &
surely you'll become a GENIUS:-D
Don't dream
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Want freind like you.
When i open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
What an english.
If you call your mother as MUM…
What will you call Mother’s younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Read more...Get rich.
Son – Dad, we will soon Become Very RICH.
Father – What makes you say so, my Son.?
Son – Tomorrow, my Teacher will teach me
How to Convert
Paisa Into Rupees.
Teachers beware
A Student Was Asked 2 Write A Sign Board 4 D Traffic Near D College..
He Wrote: “Drive Carefully! Dont Kill D Students, Wait 4 D Teachers.”
Exiciting rules for exams.
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
Tense
Teacher: Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses.
Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense!
Read more...White returns black.
Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”
Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”
Read more...Bania's blood.
A rich man needed blood for his heart surgery.
He got it from a poor Bania.
The rich man gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the rich man needed blood for surgery.
Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, the rich just gave him a Cadburyes Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.
The rich man now replied: “Now I also have Bania’s blood in my body.” Read more...
Sound advice.
A Philosopher is giving speech in a crowed, he told to the people, “Always listen to your wife as she gives 100% sound advice.”
People from the crowed asked him, “Please Sir, tell in details how the wife gives 100% sound advice?”
The Philosopher replied, “99% sound and 1% advice.”
Always listen coool music.
Santa:- why you put your radio in ur refrigratr always?
Banta:- becuse i always wnt to listen to coooollllllll music……..
Read more...“WARM: Not so hot.”
Santa was talking to his fiancee, Jeeto, and he said, “Be honest, how am I as a lover?”
To which Jeeto replied, “Honey, I would definitely say that you`re warm.”
“Really?” Santa said excitedly.
“Yes, In fact I would say that you`re the dictionary definition of the word ‘warm’.”
Santa was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, “WARM: Not so hot.”
Old is gold
Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling Santa her husband,
“I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty.
Will you still give me a romantic compliment?”
Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”
Pathan Jokes
1) Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
.
Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse
.
We Can Take 50-50
.
pathan: OK..OK
.
But What About The
Remaining 900…
What a wife.
Shadi ke 2nd day beti ma se- aaj meri inse ladai ho gyi.
Ma- koi baat nai, shadi ke baad ladaiyan hoti rehti hai
Beti- wo to thik hai par LAASH ka kya karu?
Great Santa.
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Marraige necessary
“Zindagi me shadi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..”
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