Why girls say DAD instead of PAPA.
Father: Beti, tum muje pehle papa kehti thi
Ab tumne mujhe dad kehna shuru ker dia, Kya wajah hai?
Beti: Oh come on dad, papa kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai
Dard of boys.
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney
Foreign language.
A mouse was going with its kids.
a CAT jumped infront of them.
Mouse shouted:” BHOW BHOW”
Cat ran away,
Mouse:”that’s the advantage of learning foreign language
Read more...Wat a touching story…
A touching love story
a boy and a girl love each other vry mch..
One day wile they were talking, the boy touched d girl’s hand n in retrn girl touchd boy’s hand…
Wat a touching story…
Don't drink harddrinks.
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai..
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Santa found ans of the most difficult qustn
Question was
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Answer -
O yaar, jiska order pehle do gy, vo aye ga!
Love is blind
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
because love is definitely blind
“You are so beautiful”
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”
Devil or Good person.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.
Want a Monkey.
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement
From the time when i saw you.
Jubse tumhe dekha hai,
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
Kanjoos Gujrati.
A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba) arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.
The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,
I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT .
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese,
10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.
On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.
Just distribute the rest among yourselves.
The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.
Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.
Please distribute all these fairly.
PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days
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