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How to Kill an Ant..?
asked in xam:"10marks"
Stdnt- Mix Chili Powder with Sugar & Keep it outside the Ant's Home..
After eating Ant will search for Water..
...Somewhere near Water Tank., Push Ant into it!
Now Ant will go to dry herself near fire,
When It reachs near Fire, Put a Bomb into Fire..
Then U Admit wounded Ant in ICU..
Remove Oxygen mask from Its Mouth & kill the Bloody Ant..
Humse panga!
10 marks k liye hum teacher ko maar de, cheeti kya ha
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asked in xam:"10marks"
Stdnt- Mix Chili Powder with Sugar & Keep it outside the Ant's Home..
After eating Ant will search for Water..
...Somewhere near Water Tank., Push Ant into it!
Now Ant will go to dry herself near fire,
When It reachs near Fire, Put a Bomb into Fire..
Then U Admit wounded Ant in ICU..
Remove Oxygen mask from Its Mouth & kill the Bloody Ant..
Humse panga!
10 marks k liye hum teacher ko maar de, cheeti kya ha
Pointing ,apni Biwi se - Mujhe chai to dena ....
Biwi ne plate main chai daal ke dee
Pointing ghusse se bola - Cup main daal ke do!
Biwi - CUP to tera baap....DHONI le jayega si me peene ki aadat daal do...
Is joke ko apne saare frnds main Ghuma Do itna ki australia tak pahonch jaye..
(DE GHUMA KE)
ICC WC,2011
Tamara koi relative australia ma rehta hoy ane
Gathiya,Paapad,Sing moklavani hoye to jaldi ahmedabad poacho,
AUSTRALIA ni team jai rahi che....
Bye Bye Australians see you in next World Cup.
Chitte or Hathi
CHITTI RIKSHE main baithe or ek pair bahar rakha.
Driver - Mam pair andar rakkho.
Chitti - Ruk raste main hathi mile to usko lath marni hai,
Kal mujhe aankh mar raha tha.
ICC World Cup 2011.
Pakistan's Shahid Afridi unsuccessfully appeals for West Indies' Ramnaresh Sarwan as he stands behind West Indies' Shivnarine Chanderpaul.
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