Book's will sing a song.
IN Our Exams,
Our Books ll Sing A Song,
Guess Which Song???
Guess……!!!
“Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me”:-)
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Showing posts with label Education Jokes. Show all posts
Lets play GAME.
Lets Play A GAME..
Its Very Interesting..
Ready?
3
2
1
START..
Kia Start?
Kameenao Parh Lao
Her Waqt Khelne Ki Pari Rehti Hai.
Exams Ho rahe Hain…
Read more...Outstanding Student
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class
Because
I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class
Proud 2 b
Out-Standing Students… :-)
School Sachaie
School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= Sharabi
Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result = Ghabrahat
Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna
How old is your father.
Teacher :How old is ur father.
Sunny : As old as I am.
Teacher : How is it possible?
Sunny : He became father only after I was born.
Full form of maths.
Teacher: What is the full form of MATHS?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
What is u r name.
Teacher:'What is your name?'
Student:'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher:'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student:'My name is Sunlight.
Next Student..
Teacher:'What is your name?'.
Student:'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher:'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'<
Student:'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
Exams song by Munna bhai:
Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU. hahahhahha
Reson for sleepless nights.
My nights are going sleepless..
my days are going useless..
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”
GOD replied, “no Dear, result is near”
Kya student hai.
Baap: Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Films related to Exams.
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
Insurance for "exam result"
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
WE DONT CARE !!
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair,
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
So much tensions
Samandar Bhar ke Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Hum Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Hume Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Jitne Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
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