“WARM: Not so hot.”

Santa was talking to his fiancee, Jeeto, and he said, “Be honest, how am I as a lover?”
To which Jeeto replied, “Honey, I would definitely say that you`re warm.”

“Really?” Santa said excitedly.

“Yes, In fact I would say that you`re the dictionary definition of the word ‘warm’.”

Santa was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, “WARM: Not so hot.”