What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Santa found ans of the most difficult qustn
Question was
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Answer -
O yaar, jiska order pehle do gy, vo aye ga!
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Showing posts with label Santa Banta. Show all posts
Always listen coool music.
Santa:- why you put your radio in ur refrigratr always?
Banta:- becuse i always wnt to listen to coooollllllll music……..
Read more...“WARM: Not so hot.”
Santa was talking to his fiancee, Jeeto, and he said, “Be honest, how am I as a lover?”
To which Jeeto replied, “Honey, I would definitely say that you`re warm.”
“Really?” Santa said excitedly.
“Yes, In fact I would say that you`re the dictionary definition of the word ‘warm’.”
Santa was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, “WARM: Not so hot.”
Old is gold
Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling Santa her husband,
“I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty.
Will you still give me a romantic compliment?”
Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”
Great Santa.
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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