Am i in luv.
Neendh aankhon se udh gayi hai
Cheyn dil ka kahin kho gaya hai
Haalat dil ki na poocho humse aap....
Kahin mujhe pyar toh nahin hogaya hai
Sharmana mana hai
Yaadon mein meri tum aaya na karo.
Yun baar baar bevaqt hamein sataaya na karo.
Pyar karte ho tum bhi humse maloom hai yeh.
Yun sabke saamne beithke sharmaaya na kar.
Sweet friend
A friend is sweet when it is new.
And it is sweeter when it is true.
But you know what?
It is sweetest when it is u.
Coin & Friend
A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find.
The coin depreciates but a friend appreciates.
I lost a coin when I smsed u, but it's okay because I got u.
Care your friends.
Show your friends how much you care...
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND.
If it comes back to you, then you'll know you
Have a circle of friends.
Missing u.
MISSING U IS NOT A GAME 2 PLAY
MISSING U IS NOT A WORD 2 SAY
MISSING U DOES NOT START IN APRIL AND END IN MAY
MISSING U IS A PAIN THAT I FEEL EVERY
Do you miss me.
Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai
Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai
Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse
Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai
Mathematical love
1+1=2 eyes looking at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
3 steps to end your tension.
just 3 steps to end your tensions.... ....
ctrl +alt + del
"CONTROl" yourself,
look for "ALTERNATE" solution &
"DELETE" the situation that caused the tension..!
Rule for success.
Rule of success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Genius
How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*
find the missing text &
surely you'll become a GENIUS:-D
Don't dream
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Want freind like you.
When i open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
What an english.
If you call your mother as MUM…
What will you call Mother’s younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Read more...Get rich.
Son – Dad, we will soon Become Very RICH.
Father – What makes you say so, my Son.?
Son – Tomorrow, my Teacher will teach me
How to Convert
Paisa Into Rupees.
Teachers beware
A Student Was Asked 2 Write A Sign Board 4 D Traffic Near D College..
He Wrote: “Drive Carefully! Dont Kill D Students, Wait 4 D Teachers.”
Exiciting rules for exams.
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
Tense
Teacher: Today, we’re going to talk about the tenses.
Now, if I say “I am beautiful,” which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense!
Read more...White returns black.
Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”
Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”
Read more...Bania's blood.
A rich man needed blood for his heart surgery.
He got it from a poor Bania.
The rich man gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the rich man needed blood for surgery.
Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, the rich just gave him a Cadburyes Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.
The rich man now replied: “Now I also have Bania’s blood in my body.” Read more...
Sound advice.
A Philosopher is giving speech in a crowed, he told to the people, “Always listen to your wife as she gives 100% sound advice.”
People from the crowed asked him, “Please Sir, tell in details how the wife gives 100% sound advice?”
The Philosopher replied, “99% sound and 1% advice.”
Always listen coool music.
Santa:- why you put your radio in ur refrigratr always?
Banta:- becuse i always wnt to listen to coooollllllll music……..
Read more...“WARM: Not so hot.”
Santa was talking to his fiancee, Jeeto, and he said, “Be honest, how am I as a lover?”
To which Jeeto replied, “Honey, I would definitely say that you`re warm.”
“Really?” Santa said excitedly.
“Yes, In fact I would say that you`re the dictionary definition of the word ‘warm’.”
Santa was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, “WARM: Not so hot.”
Old is gold
Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling Santa her husband,
“I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty.
Will you still give me a romantic compliment?”
Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”
Pathan Jokes
1) Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse
.
Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse
.
We Can Take 50-50
.
pathan: OK..OK
.
But What About The
Remaining 900…
What a wife.
Shadi ke 2nd day beti ma se- aaj meri inse ladai ho gyi.
Ma- koi baat nai, shadi ke baad ladaiyan hoti rehti hai
Beti- wo to thik hai par LAASH ka kya karu?
Great Santa.
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Marraige necessary
“Zindagi me shadi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..”
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