Kanjusi award for u.
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
Ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
Now you will not receive SMS.
Dunya bhar me arthik mandi ke chalte,
mobile b ab mandi k shikar hogaye,
jis waja se SMS ki kafi katauti karni pad rahi hai.
ham apse kahna chahenge ki.
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ABEY dhakkan mobile band kar, SMS nahi milega
You are great.
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Read more...How old is your father.
Teacher :How old is ur father.
Sunny : As old as I am.
Teacher : How is it possible?
Sunny : He became father only after I was born.
Full form of maths.
Teacher: What is the full form of MATHS?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
What is u r name.
Teacher:'What is your name?'
Student:'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher:'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student:'My name is Sunlight.
Next Student..
Teacher:'What is your name?'.
Student:'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher:'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'<
Student:'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
Your face gives smile.
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi
Khuda meherbaan to..
E mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekatte nawjawan kyounki….
Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN …
Exams song by Munna bhai:
Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU. hahahhahha
Reson for sleepless nights.
My nights are going sleepless..
my days are going useless..
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”
GOD replied, “no Dear, result is near”
Kya student hai.
Baap: Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Films related to Exams.
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
Insurance for "exam result"
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
WE DONT CARE !!
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair,
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
So much tensions
Samandar Bhar ke Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Hum Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Hume Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Jitne Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain
Taqlif hai paper likhne mai
Students K Dard University Kya Jane
College K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane…
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