What is u r name.

Teacher:'What is your name?'
Student:'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher:'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student:'My name is Sunlight.

Next Student..

Teacher:'What is your name?'.
Student:'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher:'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'<
Student:'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."