Chitte or Hathi
CHITTI RIKSHE main baithe or ek pair bahar rakha.
Driver - Mam pair andar rakkho.
Chitti - Ruk raste main hathi mile to usko lath marni hai,
Kal mujhe aankh mar raha tha.
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Use of raksha bandhan festival.
Na Papa K Maar Se,
Na Dosto K Fatkar Se,
Na Ladki K Inkar Se,
Na Chapalo K Bochar Se,
Aap Jese Ashiq Sudrenge
Sirf "RAKHI" K Tyohar Se
Man enjoyed heaven on earth for few moments.
Why did God created the man first and only afterwards the woman? ....
To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments...
Taqlif hai paper likhne mai
Students K Dard University Kya Jane
College K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane…
Rule for success.
Rule of success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Genius
How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*
find the missing text &
surely you'll become a GENIUS:-D
Don't dream
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Want freind like you.
When i open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
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