Man enjoyed heaven on earth for few moments.
Why did God created the man first and only afterwards the woman? ....
To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments...
Rakhi bandhkar chali gayi
Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.
Common thing between SKY and HEART.
The Rain Falls Because The Sky Can No Longer Handle Its Heaviness,
Just Like Tears It Falls Because The Heart Can No Longer Handle D Pain.
Kanjusi award for u.
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
Ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
Now you will not receive SMS.
Dunya bhar me arthik mandi ke chalte,
mobile b ab mandi k shikar hogaye,
jis waja se SMS ki kafi katauti karni pad rahi hai.
ham apse kahna chahenge ki.
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ABEY dhakkan mobile band kar, SMS nahi milega
You are great.
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Read more...How old is your father.
Teacher :How old is ur father.
Sunny : As old as I am.
Teacher : How is it possible?
Sunny : He became father only after I was born.
Full form of maths.
Teacher: What is the full form of MATHS?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
What is u r name.
Teacher:'What is your name?'
Student:'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher:'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.
Student:'My name is Sunlight.
Next Student..
Teacher:'What is your name?'.
Student:'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher:'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'<
Student:'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."
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