Why girls say DAD instead of PAPA.
Father: Beti, tum muje pehle papa kehti thi
Ab tumne mujhe dad kehna shuru ker dia, Kya wajah hai?
Beti: Oh come on dad, papa kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai
Dard of boys.
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney
Foreign language.
A mouse was going with its kids.
a CAT jumped infront of them.
Mouse shouted:” BHOW BHOW”
Cat ran away,
Mouse:”that’s the advantage of learning foreign language
Read more...Wat a touching story…
A touching love story
a boy and a girl love each other vry mch..
One day wile they were talking, the boy touched d girl’s hand n in retrn girl touchd boy’s hand…
Wat a touching story…
Don't drink harddrinks.
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai..
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Santa found ans of the most difficult qustn
Question was
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Answer -
O yaar, jiska order pehle do gy, vo aye ga!
Love is blind
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
because love is definitely blind
“You are so beautiful”
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”
Devil or Good person.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.
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