Outstanding Student
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class
Because
I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class
Proud 2 b
Out-Standing Students… :-)
FUNNY JOKES / LOVE JOKES / SANTA-BANTA JOKES /FRIENDSHIP JOKES
I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class
Because
I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class
Proud 2 b
Out-Standing Students… :-)
School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= Sharabi
Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result = Ghabrahat
Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna
Sleeping lion is stronger than barking dog.
So a sleepy student is better than a barking teacher
Back benchers association let him/her bark we don't care.
Classic example to prove Gals r Selfish
Whn i was a child so many Gals Wantd to Kiss me
I Allowd
Nw i wnt to Kiss so many Gals bt no1 Allows me.
"Selfish Girls "
Plzzz arange a"Wife"4 me !
Shocked? Daro mat, shaadi nahi karunga,
' Wife' means, (wonderful instrument for enjoyment), Ab to thik hai na
LoVeLy RoSeS
&
LoVeLy YoU
&
LoVeLy ArE
ThE ThInGs U Do,
BuT ThE LoVeLiEsT Is ThE FrIeNdShIp Of ThE TwO,
OnE Is Me AnD ThE OtHeR Is U
Luv is fashion.
But Frndship is ocean.
Fashion will change.
But Ocean will never change!
Dats Friendship
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
Insaan sub se zada Mafi kiske
samane mangta hai ??
Guess
guess !
?
Bihkari k samne
" Maaf karo Baba"
Na Papa K Maar Se,
Na Dosto K Fatkar Se,
Na Ladki K Inkar Se,
Na Chapalo K Bochar Se,
Aap Jese Ashiq Sudrenge
Sirf "RAKHI" K Tyohar Se
1 Admi k maut k bad
Uska dost uski BV k pas aya Or bola
Kya main uski jagah le skta hoon?
BV:Muje koi Etraz nhi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo
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