Jokes World

Your face gives smile.

Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

Khuda meherbaan to..

E mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekatte nawjawan kyounki….
Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN …

Exams song by Munna bhai:

Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU. hahahhahha

Reson for sleepless nights.

My nights are going sleepless..
my days are going useless..
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”
GOD replied, “no Dear, result is near”

Kya student hai.

Baap: Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

Films related to Exams.

Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma

Insurance for "exam result"

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

WE DONT CARE !!

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair,
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

So much tensions

Samandar Bhar ke Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Hum Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Hume Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Jitne Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain