A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the Police officer.
"No, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
I've been trying for years."
Read more...Aadmi ki car k saath popat takra k behosh ho gaya.
Aadmi popat ko ghar le gaya aur pinjre mein bandh kar diya.
Popat jaag k bola, Aaila! jail?
Driver Mar Gaya Kya ?
One day Raja and Rani decided to send messages
to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He was angrier and called to Rani.
She told stupid, "That was a missed call".
Ek aadmi ki bibi ( jiska naam tha sita) kho gaye.
Ram mandir mein jaakar prarthana ki.
Ram bhagwan prakat huye aur bole:
"Beta, baju mein hanumanji ke mandir hai,waha jake pukar.
"Kyoki meri sita kho gaye thi, to unhi ne dhunde the.
Teri zindagi mein kabhi gaam na ho
Teri aankhe kabhi nam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho!
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